Turn a Girl Straight and Pocket $65 Million!
Cecil Chao, a Hong Kong shipping magnate and property developer, is offering a $65 million “marriage bounty” to find a husband for lesbian daughter Gigi Chao. All you have to do to get the money is convince her to switch teams. WE doubt that’s about talking her into it.
What does she look like?
For a guy born on home plate, The Donald sure loves to play the victim and whine about his little misfortunes.
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The 48 Laws of Power
by Robert Greene and Joost Elffers
Never Outshine the Master
Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.
Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies
Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.
Donald Trump Issued a Statement Today
Looks like the Donald finally realized what a dick he’s been.
Donald Trump issued a statement about his behavior over the past year.